04.18.12 2:28 am


Did some work in the studio coming up with a cover of a Queen song, to find that it's virtually impossible to do it unless you're actually Freddie Mercury, and I can't capture the live feel of it here. But, for those of you I promised it to, here it is. Be kind when you see me. My throat will never be the same.

 

If for some reason the YouTube video has been blocked for you, you can also see it on Vimeo.

 

 

05.29.10 12:16 pm

 

TONIGHT!  We're doing our part for a special little boy, Ethan O'Brien, who is suffering from Acute Myeloid Leukemia.  You can help too, by attending a benefit for him at Brooklyn's Bar & Bistro, 291 Queenston Rd (@ Parkdale) in Hamilton.  Click the name for a map.

 

For those needing directions, take the Red Hill Expressway to the Queenston Rd. exit, and turn toward Parkdale.  It's a block away on the right hand side.  You can't miss it.

 

Tickets are $10 at the door, and 100% of the proceeds go to the O'Brien family to help them with expenses in this time of need.

 

Help out, won't you?



 

 

We have a one-night-only karaoke appearance at Touchdown Willy's in Smithville this Saturday April 17th, 2010 (click on the LOCATIONS link above for how-to's).   It's an earlier start than we're used to - 9:00 pm... so come early and don't leave us hangin.

I'm trying really hard to be mature about this and not call it "Touch My Willy's", but if this info sheet breaks down into childish antics, it's not my fault.  Well, yes it is.

Anyway, look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted - one moment... would you capture it or just let it slip?

Well, first I would string Eminem up by his nutsack, and then scream a warcry they would hear all the way to Cayuga, because we're going to rock this place. And we're going to make sure that it's not just one party. We're going for repeat business, ya know... and we want your help.

SHOW UP TO THIS EVENT... and I promise you, K.W.A. will do everything we can to make sure you don't regret it.

Who knows... maybe you won't even have to touch my willy... booyah.



 

 

Come one!  Come all!

 

No, it's not an orgy, as much as Cameron tried real hard to organize one. (huhuh huhhuhuh... hey Beavis... he said hard... and organ...)

 

We're filming some promotional footage and we need your help.  Hey, we know you're probably not gonna want to be on camera - we get that.  That's cool.   But you can still be behind the camera whooping it up to make us look good, ya know?  It'll be fun! 

 

Hell, bring a toga with you just in case it does end up being one of "those kinds" of parties.  It's at Your Neighbourhood Pizza Company on King & Ontario Sts in Beamsville this Saturday night (the 27th, for those of you who are anal-retentive enough to keep a date book).

 

Check the locations link up there at the top of the screen for more info.  Be there or be jealous.

 



 

It had been 18 months.  18 long, arduous months.  I don't know who got this... thing... this idea... in April's head that I should get a day job, but it was a disaster from day one.  Not only did it jade me more than I already was (and I didn't think that was possible), but it seriously put a big frigging crimp in our plans for world karaoke domination.

That's why, when you look at our calendar (hint: LOCATIONS) it's pretty bare.  We're looking into getting more venues.  Things looked pretty good for us on the Boston Pizza front, but the staff there decided to play it safe.  In hindsight, they're probably not ready for what we do anyway.  But then again, who really is?

In the meantime, we're working on the Pizza Company and their "no swearing" policy, which sucks ass.  Better still, I'm working on this site's "no swearing" policy.  It's hard to be "hardcore" when you use words like "frigging".

So yeah, we're looking for more work, because whatever deity you might believe in knows damned well I don't wanna go back to work.  I wanna rock.

This is going to be the first entry in our new section: a blog.  I haven't kept one of these since 1999 - before they were cool.  And I'm going to be updating it a lot, so make sure you check back often to read up on the latest...

I almost forgot, fellow babies...  BOOGER!
 

 

Look!  It's so shiny!  Well, actually it isn't... wait... it's so grungy!  And flamey!  But not in a weird, cousin Warren's boyfriend sort of way.  That guy's just creepy.

Take a look around and tell us what you think!



 

Well, it's not really winning $100, but you don't have to do much to earn it, either.

We like to call it the "Official K.W.A. Bribery Program"

We used to call it an incentive program, but let's face the facts and call a spade a spade.

Here's how it works.  You give us a tip, contact, whatever, on a place that you think could use our services.  We don't care if it's a public park or an old-age home.

If we end up at the bar that you tipped us off about, and it becomes a full-time gig, you get a $100 "finder's fee"

It's that easy. *wink wink*

Call, e-mail, or drag us aside when you see us.  We're pretty easy like that.  In fact, some might even call us loose.  Okay, maybe just Cameron - but we're trying to correct this.  Just don't ask him why some call him "Uncle Bad Touch". 



 

After a lengthy absence, our search engine is now online! 

Click on the link above and search for your favourite artist or song (or hey, why not try both at the same time?)

In addition, as an added bonus you can also browse our extensive karaoke catalog alphabetically!  A... B... C... D...

Bert and Ernie would be so proud of us...



 

Hey, did you know that we're rocking out with a new fog machine and strobe light?  That's right!  Fog!  Even better is the fact that we found the stuff that doesn't make you choke or dry your throat out when you're trying to belt out a song.  Added to our admittedly modest light show, it adds for some really cool effects!

We're trying to convince Cameron that the strobe light might not be a good idea for our epileptic friends. 

Sooner or later he'll come to his senses.



 

We're working hard in the next little while on some exclusive karaoke tracks based on suggestions given to us by our faithful followers. Are you a faithful follower? No? Well, maybe that's why we're not working on your exclusive karaoke track!

So, come out to one of our shows, and take a look at our list of what we're working on and give us your input.



 

Want to tell us how awesome we are? 
Want to find out what size shoe Cameron wears? 
What kind of deodorant April uses?
Or what we take in our Tim Horton's coffee? 
Can you verify for us whether or not Bert and Ernie are really gay (not that there's anything wrong with that)?

How about asking us if your favourite song is going to be coming out on karaoke soon?

Check out the grungy new link at the bottom of the page and use it to tell us off, or tell us how much we rock.
 

 

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